10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986