10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)