10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson