10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm