10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.