10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers