10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22