10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom