10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth