10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.