10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph