10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.