10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright