10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson