10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...