10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.