10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth