10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth