10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth