10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.