10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
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