10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Fook the floosh droo!