10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."