10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!