10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim