10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob