10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---