10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.