10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."