10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.