10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.