10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves