10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson