10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)