10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Welcome to kicker school