10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.