10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.