10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen