10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders