10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.