10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.