10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.