10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant