10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson