10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• It's Free To Fold...
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.