10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."