10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "No river, no fish."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.