10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.