10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier