10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "No river, no fish."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.